Almost as fast as a speeding bullet.
More powerful than a shunting engine on a steep incline.
Leaps short buildings with a single bound.
Walks on water if sea is calm.
Faster than an energetically thrown rock.
Almost as powerful as a speeding bullet.
Leaps short buildings with a running start in favorable winds.
Walks on water of indoor swimming pools if lifeguard is present.
Can fire a speeding bullet with tolerable accuracy.
Loses tug-of-war against anything mechanical.
Makes impressively high marks when trying to leap tall buildings.
Swims well.
Is dangerous to self and others if armed and unsupervised.
Recognizes trains two out of three times.
Runs into tall buildings.
Can stay afloat if properly instructed in the use of life jackets.
Can be trusted with either gun or ammunition but never both.
Must have train ticket pinned to jacket and mittens tied to sleeves.
Falls over doorsteps while trying to enter tall buildings.
Plays in mud puddles.
Under no circumstances to be issued gun, ammunition or sharp paper.
Says: "Look at the choo choo!"
Not allowed inside buildings of any size.
Makes good boat anchor.
Catches hypersonic armor-piercing fin-stabilized penetrators in his teeth and eats them.
Kicks bullet trains off their tracks.
Uproots tall buildings and walks under them.
Freezes water with a single glance or parts it with a trifling gesture.
Cary L. Jennings - Broude, Smith & Jennings PC
S. Aaron Holland, Jr. - Broude, Smith & Jennings PC
John G. Fischer - Storm LLP
Jeannine M. Host - Storm LLP
