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Angel Munoz, Co-Founder & CEO
Faster than a speeding bullet.
More powerful than a locomotive.
Leaps tall buildings with a single bound.
Walks on water.
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Andrew Waterman, Software Engineer
Almost as fast as a speeding bullet.
More powerful than a shunting engine on a steep incline.
Leaps short buildings with a single bound.
Walks on water if sea is calm.
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Andrew Slane, Web & Graphics Designer
Faster than an energetically thrown rock.
Almost as powerful as a speeding bullet.
Leaps short buildings with a running start in favorable winds.
Walks on water of indoor swimming pools if lifeguard is present.
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Saulo Benigno, Web Programmer
Can fire a speeding bullet with tolerable accuracy.
Loses tug-of-war against anything mechanical.
Makes impressively high marks when trying to leap tall buildings.
Swims well.
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Jeff Fox, Co-Founder & Advisor to the CEO
Can sometimes handle firearm without shooting self.
Is run over by trains.
Barely clears outhouse.
Dog paddles.
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Karin Munoz, Accounting
Is dangerous to self and others if armed and unsupervised.
Recognizes trains two out of three times.
Runs into tall buildings.
Can stay afloat if properly instructed in the use of life jackets.
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Jaye Whitney, Assistant to the CEO
Can be trusted with either gun or ammunition but never both.
Must have train ticket pinned to jacket and mittens tied to sleeves.
Falls over doorsteps while trying to enter tall buildings.
Plays in mud puddles.
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Alexander Munoz, Technology Advisor
Under no circumstances to be issued gun, ammunition or sharp paper.
Says: "Look at the choo choo!"
Not allowed inside buildings of any size.
Makes good boat anchor.
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Joe Garagiola, Jr., Chairman of the Board
Catches hyper-sonic armor-piercing fin-stabilized penetrators in his teeth and eats them.
Kicks bullet trains off their tracks.
Uproots tall buildings and walks under them.
Freezes water with a single glance, or parts it with trifling gesture.
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